Lowtuff wrote this spectacular piece on typical english people v. chavs.
English: Hello, how have you been? You’ve dressed well, as always. I must commend you on that! How’s your wife been? I’m glad to hear that your both doing well. Haha, you never did stop being a joker! Yes, it would be lovely for me and July to have a day out with you some time! Great idea! Some time next week perhaps? I can’t do Tuesday, sorry. Sunday would be fine. Heh, I look forward to it. I’ll talk to you on twitter, okay? Goodbye Dan, have a nice evening!
Chav: Eyyy! Oy mah brav owz it fackin doin blud?! u still piff mate? Yeeeeh! U iz a fukin playa i seen u wit all thoz fittt n peng gurlz at tha GYM.. u avin sex wit them i bet yeh u a PLAYA nah jaykay ur a fukin fag innit aha! U PEES OF SHIT jokin agen tho cALM THA FUCK DOWN U CUNT WHAT AR YOU COMIN ONTU ME BLAD FUKK OFFF OR I WLIL FAKIN SHANK YOUU fukka i will FIGHT u! IN THA ALLEYWAY I WILL KILL U okay bruv fane i azept yo apology foR NOW but if u do anyfin like dat agen i WILL FUKIN KILL YOOOU now fuck of u pissshead!!!